Madame Maryland's Horoscope: September 2018
Happy September, Marylanders! Fall is a season that's full of opportunity -- and you probably want to know what this fall has in store for you. What better way to find out than ask Madame Maryland? She's looked into her crystal ball, and this is what she's found out for your sign:
Does something have you down in the dumps this month, Aries? This is the month to dig deep and address those things that have been bothering you, finally. Whether you're tired of listening to your roommate's loud music or you actually hate the place you and your friends always go out to eat, now's the time to speak up. Nothing will change until you make that move!
You tend to stay on the practical side, Taurus, but this is the month to treat yourself. We're not talking anything crazy-luxurious -- you're just not that type -- but a new wardrobe could be just what you need to feel fresh and confident for the fall season. Shoes, hats, jackets....you'll need them all as the weather starts getting colder, so why not grab stuff you like? We think we can help you get those perfect Maryland pieces!
This month, you're all about helping the environment. After all, it's hard to enjoy the natural beauty of Maryland when it's all polluted or cut down. Luckily, there are so many ways to do your part. Take your groceries home in reusable bags, shame your friends when they litter, and take the time to sort those recyclables! A trendsetter like you is sure to get more people following in your footsteps.
Does it feel like no one's listening to what you have to say this month, Cancer? Don't take it lying down -- raise your voice and assert yourself! You've got important things to say and your ideas have value, and if you're feeling ignored or steamrolled, well, repeat yourself until you feel properly listened to. You'll be really proud of yourself!
Life has you on the move this month, and you may feel like you haven't sat down or taken a nap since high summer. Don't forget to take a break every once in a while! Your career, schoolwork or housework might have you running around like a chicken (or a lion) with its head cut off, but it's more productive in the long run to take some time to rest. (We suggest a nap under our Old Bay blanket!)
What's old is new again for you, Virgo. This month, you're fascinated by vintage clothes and music, and you're sure to find some great stuff if you go out to the local antique store. What you're best at is combining all of your cool finds with modern things -- we can only imagine what you'd pair with our fun graphic tees! A leather jacket from the 80's? A cardigan from the 70's? Now's the time to show off your stuff.
You've been looking for a way to live on the wild side, and this month is the time to commit to that sky-diving trip or zip lining adventure! A little bit of an adrenaline rush could be just what you need this September, and there are some great ways to do it that aren't truly dangerous. And when in doubt, head to Six Flags and hit up all of the twistiest roller coasters!
Scorpios don't deal well with boredom, and you're not interested in just sitting around this month. Put your creativity to use and plan a fall road trip, a party, or a block party! A project like this will keep you occupied all September long, and everyone is going to be seriously impressed with your efforts once your plan is put into action. Now's the time to get plotting!
Don't let the green-eyed monster get the better of you this month! If you're feeling jealous of others more often than normal this month, take a moment to step back and think about why you might be feeling this way. Don't forget about the things in your own life that are going so well, and take some time to figure out how the people around you can inspire to do and be more. The folks you're jealous of could actually help you rise to new heights!
Taking risks isn't really in your wheelhouse, Capricorn, but you've been feeling a bit more daring this month. Sure, you're probably not going to do anything as wild as sell all of your belongings and move to Bali, but maybe you can indulge in a brand-new hair color or try on some clothes that aren't your typical style, or maybe even a piercing. It's time to shake things up!
It's not even October yet, but you've already got Halloween on the brain, Aquarius. We think there's nothing wrong with that at all! (After all, all of the stores are putting out their Halloween stuff, so go nuts.) You can use this time to come up with the most elaborate, jaw-dropping costume -- by the time Halloween actually does come around, everyone is going to be stunned by your skill and creativity. Bonus points if it's creepy, too!
This month, you're feeling like a true social butterfly -- the more people you're around, the merrier you are. September is the perfect time to boost your social presence, make new friends, or network for new career leads. Don't be shy! You'll make some incredible connections this month, and all you have to do is say hello. Your new bestie, bae or boss is out there waiting for you!
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