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App That Summons an Entire Crab Restaurant In Development

The Route One News Network has gotten word of a new app that could really help out crab lovers all over the state! Being praised as the 'Uber of Crabs', the app, Crabz on the Go, will allow Marylanders to summon a traveling crab restaurant with the touch of a button! Simply open the app, see if a Crabz on the Go truck is in your area, and if there is, you can summon an entire crab restaurant right to your door!  "It'll save everyone who loves fresh crabs the trouble of going out to the restaurant," said designer Bobby Allen. "Now, the fresh crabs will come to them." The trucks will carry full-size restaurants with a full kitchen staff and waitstaff....
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Next Season of Survivor To Take Place In Maryland!!

Route One News Network has just gotten the scoop that the radical new season of Survivor will be Maryland-themed! According to network stats, the majority of viewers are from Maryland, so the producers want to make a season that reflects their core audience. The contestants will have to survive challenges--and each other--while living on a tiny island off the Maryland coast. The executive producers have stated that it will feature challenges that few Marylanders could withstand. "It's going to be a very exciting season," said a rep for the show. "They'll have to eat crabs with no seasoning, wear Steelers jerseys, and listen to people mispronounce things like Ellicott City and Towson. They'll have to be tough to make it...
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5 Ways To Have A Maryland Valentine's Day

Sure, Valentine's Day is a month away, but who wants to be the one who wakes up the morning of February 14th and realizes they forgot to plan the perfect day with their sweetheart? But if you're feeling a bit stuck in your plans, well, we've got options. Maryland themed options!  1. A crabcake is the best way to show your love! Look, don't get me wrong. A steak dinner is as fancy as it gets, and we love pizza and pasta and chicken too. But crabs are so perfect and versatile--no matter how they're prepared, they're just right for a date night dinner, whether you decide to go fancy or more casual. It's hard to get far in Maryland...
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Make Yourself More Maryland!

There are some things that seem just essential to being a Marylander, but even those of us born and bred here have dirty little secrets. Some of us just haven't experienced or mastered the things that make Marylanders unique! Well, I'm here to tell you that it's gonna be okay--here's a little cheat sheet to help you out with anything you're not feeling 'Maryland enough' for.  Help! I don't know how to pick a crab. It seems like something a Marylander can do from the time we can eat solid food--aren't we all born with a crab hammer in our hand? Well, some people are a little bit more naturally adept at it than others. And let's not forget our...
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Maryland Resolutions for 2017

Can you believe 2016 is almost over? Now's the time to start coming up with New Year's resolutions--thinking of things to do that will make you a better, more interesting person. But let's face it, it can be hard to think up something original. So instead of picking the same tired of New Year's resolutions like going to the gym or only buying healthy food, why don't you pick one of these Maryland-themed resolutions instead? Something like... Learn Your History. Maryland is the perfect state for history buffs. We've had wars, poets, spies, presidential intrigue, national anthems, and revolutionaries! Check out some must-visit destinations, stroll around historic Annapolis or meet a ghost or two in Baltimore. Cook up some crabs! You've probably...
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