Madame Maryland's Horoscope: October 2022

Eva Niessner

Madame Maryland's Horoscope: October 2022

Happy October, Marylanders! The Halloween season is upon us, and that means there's one question that's on everyone's mind. What are you going to dress up as? Well, Madame Maryland looked into her crystal ball, and here's what she saw for your sign! 


Aries: Athlete

Grab your favorite jersey and some sports accessories -- you'll win big at any Halloween party when you're dressed as your favorite player. Just don't be surprised when you're asked to toss a football or catch a baseball as well as the pros do!


Taurus: Black cat

Let your inner feline out! A cat costume is a childhood classic, but it can be just as easily reused for a grown-up party or event. Take some selfies with your own kitty to make it even more fun.

Gemini: TV character

If you've been on a TV kick, why not make it into your Halloween costume? Whether you've been indulging in fantasy, drama, or sci-fi, you can take inspiration right from the screen. Bonus if everyone at the party is dressed as characters from the same show!

Cancer: Superhero

Ready to save the day? A superhero costume is iconic, easy to get hold of, and perfect for your Halloween party. Go classic or obscure -- you'll feel like a hero either way.

Leo: Slasher

Talk about a killer costume! Pick your favorite movie slasher, and make it your costume this year. There's a reason those Hollywood villains are so iconic -- and you could be just as striking.

Virgo: Ghost

Simple, clean, timeless...a ghost is the ideal costume for a Virgo! You could go with the classic ghost look, or you could pay homage to Charlie Brown by adding a few extra holes to the design. 

Libra: Witch

Get into some mischief as a classic witch! The beauty of this costume is that you can play it sweet, scary, or spicy -- whatever suits your mood. Will you be a kind, sweet witch, or will you turn a few folks into frogs? The choice is yours. 

Scorpio: Celebrity

You're a pop culture addict, so of course your costume will draw inspiration from the rich and famous! Take a cue from your favorite actor, singer, or reality star -- you'll be instantly recognizable, and you'll feel just as famous.

Sagittarius: Joke costume.

Who says Halloween has to be scary? Not you! If you prefer comedy to horror, you can make your costume a funny bit -- a visual pun, a reference to a pop culture moment, or even just a purposely-bad attempt at something scary. Use your imagination!


Capricorn: Classic movie monster

Wolf-people, vampires, and mummies...they've all got that old-school charm that you love so much, and they'll all make great costumes this year! You've got a great eye for details, and you'll be sure to make a statement as a monster.

Aquarius: Skeleton

All you need is a bodysuit to make this classic creepy costume come to life...or afterlife. You can't go wrong with a skeleton at Halloween, and it's up to you whether you make it fiendish or friendly. 

Pisces: Mer-person

This one is a no-brainer for you, Pisces! Embrace your inner fish by going as a mermaid or merman. Bling things out with a sequined tail, or establish your rule over the seven seas with a plastic triton. 

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