Do you think you're a dog mom? Like one of those dog moms? Let's find out! Give yourself a point for everything you've done, then scroll to the bottom to see your results:
- You have a dog
- You have multiple dogs
- You have more dogs than people in your household
- You know your dog's birthday
- You celebrate your dog's birthday
- You've said you can't do something because it's your dog's birthday
- You've called off work for your dog's birthday
- You've given your dog a cake for its birthday
- You buy gifts for your dog on holidays
- You buy gifts for your dog on holidays other than Christmas
- You dress your dog up for Halloween
- You wear a matching costume with your dog on Halloween
- You give out dog treats on Halloween so the dogs don't feel left out
- You've gotten your dog a custom item with its name on it
- Your dog has its own area in the house
- Your dog has its own room
- Your dog has a middle name
- Your dog has a nickname
- Your dog has multiple nicknames
- You refer to your as a member of your family
- You refer to your dog as your child
- You would rather have your dog than a human child
- You have human children, and consider your dog one of its siblings
- You have spent more on dog food than on human food
- You have spent more on vet bills than your own doctor's bills
- Your dog was a member of your wedding party (or you plan to put your dog in your future wedding party)
- Your dog was in your wedding photos
- You've had a special photoshoot just for your dog
- You've cried dropping your dog off at daycare
- You've cried leaving for work because your dog couldn't come
- You've gotten a doggy DNA test
- You've picked a restaurant because it was dog friendly
- You've picked a vacation spot because it was dog friendly
- You've turned down invitations to hang out so you could spend more time with your dog
- You have art of your dog in your home
- You have a tattoo of your dog on your body
- You won't date anyone your dog doesn't like
- You play music for your dog
- You play shows or movies for your dog
- You believe your dog has a favorite musician/show
- Your dog is featured on your dating app profile
- You can't go into a pet store without buying your dog a toy
- You've bought clothes for your dog
- Your dog has multiple outfits depending on the season
- Your dog has multiple harnesses and leashes in different styles
- You coordinate your outfits to match your dog's harness or leash
- You let your dog sleep in bed with you
- You dream about getting a bigger bed for more dogs
- You dream about getting a bigger home for more dogs
- You own a Route One Apparel Dog Mom hat
If your score is 0-15: You like dogs, but you also don't want it to be your entire identity. You might be more of a cat person, but you know that your dog is pretty cool, and you're really glad that you've got them by your side.
If your score is 16-30: You're a budding dog mom! You haven't gone whole hog yet, but you're well on your way, especially since dog costumes products just keep getting better (and more tempting).
If your score is 31-50: You are a dog mom through and through! People probably know you first and foremost as being a dog mom -- especially if you're wearing that hat. Did you know we also have it in plum and charcoal?
