The Scariest Stories for Marylanders

Eva Niessner

The Scariest Stories for Marylanders

Gather round the campfire, boys and girls. As we get closer to Halloween and the air gets chilly, the time is right for scary stories--and if you're a Marylander, these stories may be just too scary to bear.

The campfire's roaring...turn back now if you don't want to be terrified!

The Endless Beltway

Once, a man was driving on the Beltway...and his exit never appeared. He drove in endless circles around Baltimore, over and over....but his exit was nowhere to be found. Some still say you can hear him on lonely, moonlit nights, shouting expletives at passing drivers.

The Weather Warp

They say that if you go outside on any given day in Maryland wearing shorts, it will start snowing twenty minutes later. Go out wearing a coat, and the temperature will shoot to 90 degrees. No one knows why....perhaps it's aliens.

Image via Imgur

The Cursed O's Game

I knew a girl who knew a girl who knew a girl who went to an Orioles game where they hit four homeruns in the first inning....and still lost the game.

The Restaurant of Doom

A couple went out to a nice restaurant. The waiter asked what they'd like to order. "Crab cakes, please," they say....but the waiter informs them they're not on the menu. "Steamed crabs?" the couples asks. "Cream of crab soup? Crab pretzel?" The waiter tells them, "There are no crab dishes on the menu." Horrified, the couple runs screaming from the restaurant.

The Secret in the Closet

This Maryland woman starts dating a guy, and everything is great, but she is curious as to why he tells her to never look in his closet. One day her curiosity overcomes her, and she looks inside....and it's full of Steelers jerseys! AHHH!

via oldhorrormovies.net

We hope you didn't get TOO scared--these are some real nightmares for Marylanders!

Leave a reply

sort by date

Latest articles

10 Hacks for Your Next Ocean City Trip

03/21/23

10 Hacks for Your Next Ocean City Trip

It feels like we just celebrated the holidays, but time is flying, and soon, it'll be time to start thinking about going to the beach! Want to make the most...

read more
5 Must-Have Spring Items

03/05/23

5 Must-Have Spring Items

Spring has sprung, and there's so much to do! Springtime in Maryland means that there are hiking trails to wander, farmers markets to explore, and road trips to take. Want...

read more
Say Goodbye to Winter With these Crab Soups

03/20/23

Say Goodbye to Winter With these Crab...

Spring is here, and that means warmer weather is on the way...right? Well, any Marylander knows that the weather can turn on a dime, and there may still be a...

read more
ST PATRICKS DAY
5 Irish Eateries in Maryland to Enjoy This St. Patrick's Day

03/05/23

5 Irish Eateries in Maryland to Enjoy...

St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner, and if you don't feel like peeling your own potatoes and steaming your own cabbage, you should take advantage of the fact...

read more
If The Zodiac Signs Were Made For Marylanders

03/05/23

If The Zodiac Signs Were Made For Mar...

Do you read your horoscope every month? Many of us regularly check in to see what's going to happen in the coming week or month based on when we were...

read more
6 R1A Goodies to Put in the Easter Basket

02/20/23

6 R1A Goodies to Put in the Easter Ba...

Whether you're filling up an Easter basket for a child, your significant other, or your bestie, it's important to give them stuff that they'll actually love! Forget marshmallow chickens and...

read more

03/02/23

It is officially MARYLAND MONTH

USE CODE: EARLYMD TO GET 30% OFF OUR EARLY MARYLAND DAY COLLECTION >>> https://bit.ly/3mlvbd1  

read more
Madame Maryland's Horoscope: March 2023

03/01/23

Madame Maryland's Horoscope: March 2023

Happy March, Marylanders! This month brings us all the promise of spring, and we're getting more daylight, too. What could be in store for us as the seasons change and...

read more
Meet (A Few of) Maryland's Endangered and Threatened Species

02/20/23

Meet (A Few of) Maryland's Endangered...

It's not just human beings who love living here in Maryland. Many creatures -- furry, feathered, and fishy -- all call Maryland home. However, not all of these animals have...

read more