Madame Maryland's Horoscope: April 2018

Eva Niessner

Madame Maryland's Horoscope: April 2018
Happy April, Marylanders! There are so many great things on the horizon for us this month -- what could be coming up next for you? If you're not sure, don't worry. Madame Maryland has written up a horoscope that will reveal what the stars have planned. Read on...
Aries: Curiosity has taken over your mind this month, Aries, and this is the ideal month to start a project that will indulge that curiosity. Work on a family tree, or go on a tour of your hometown, and find out the interesting and surprising history of these things. (Why not get an item of clothing that celebrates local history while you're at it?) Knowledge is power, after all! 
Taurus: Have you been on the hunt for someone new and important to connect with? This may be the month that you meet that special someone -- and we're not just talking about romantic partners! Whether you're searching for a significant other, a new buddy to work out with or, heck, even a new furry best friend like a cat or a dog, this could be the perfect month to find them. A chance conversation could get the ball rolling, so don't forget to answer when opportunity knocks. 
Gemini: It seems like all of your friends are going through some stuff right now, and you're the solid rock in the group. If it seems like everyone is coming to you with their problems, well, it's because they know that you can offer some good advice and a shoulder to cry on. (Just don't forget to take some time to recover yourself, yeah?) You know they'll have your back when the time comes for you to get some TLC.
Cancer: Crab season is just about here, and you, of course, couldn't be happier about it. (How lucky you are, to have the crabbiest sign of the zodiac!) There's plenty of shopping to be done before you can sit down for the first feast of the season, but we've got a collection just for you. Well, okay, we suppose the other signs can share in this bounty, too! 
Leo: Feeling like your look is kind of blah? Listen, we're willing to bet it's anything but, but maybe you want to change things up. Now's the perfect time to do just that! Give all of the clothes you're not wearing anymore to charity and treat yourself to a little shopping spree (may we recommend the threads from Route One Apparel?). You'll feel like a whole new lion!
Virgo: Who says a weekend is too short of a time to have a great vacation? Not us! You may feel the urge to get away from it all, and trust us, Friday afternoon through Sunday is plenty of time to have an adventure and de-stress. Whether you plan to go hiking, hit the beach or go to some museums, Maryland has everything you need for an amazing stay-cation. 
Libra: Did you have a flash of inspiration this month? Libra, after feeling a little bit aimless over the past few weeks or month, you may have had a sudden burst of motivation and understanding. It's time to go tackle your goals, now that you've set them -- and you know we've all got your back when it comes to accomplishing them! 
Scorpio: Your past is coming back to visit you this month, and that's a good thing! Expect to hear from someone you haven't heard from in a long time and get some updates. Maybe you'll even get an opportunity to go grab coffee with that long-lost friend. You may be surprised at how much has changed, and by how little. 
Sagittarius: This is a month where you're going to be feeling nostalgic a lot more than normal. Maybe you're visiting an old vacation haunt, or spending more time in your hometown than normal, but no matter what, you're going to be feeling that longing for the past. This could be a great time to take a road trip back to those spots in Maryland that you remember so fondly -- and make some new memories, too! 
Capricorn: Are you forgetting something important? Usually, the answer is no -- but you may feel like you're in a bit of a daze this month, and you may forget something really important if you're not careful! Be sure to write everything down, set reminders, and hey, why not set those bills on auto-pay? Then you can feel free to indulge in the fun stuff, like shopping for beach accessories, without that nagging feeling in the back of your mind.
Aquarius: You're feeling particularly intellectual this month, Aquarius.  Go ahead and run with this and head to your local trivia night, buy some Soduko books or sign up for some kind of class that will properly challenge your brainpower. You could even make a few extra bucks this month and tutor in a topic you know well. By the time May rolls around, everyone is going to be in awe of your smarts! 
Pisces: The winter may have had you down in the dumps, but now, spring is here, and you can take advantage of how nice it feels. Take some time to treat yourself to time spent outdoors -- go get some Vitamin D by gathering up your friends and playing some frisbee or soccer. Seriously, turning off the phone for just thirty minutes will have you feeling amazing!

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