Maryland crab shirt for Chesapeake Bay lovers, steamed crab fans, and anyone who needs a trip to Crabville, U.S.A. Nestled somewhere along the Chesapeake Bay, The Crab Spa has been serving Maryland's hardest-working crustaceans since the beginning of time. After a long season of dodging crab pots, fighting over territory, and dealing with the general stress of Bay life, every crab deserves a place to unwind.

The Crab Spa offers a full-service steam experience with all-day soaking, cold drinks upon arrival, and a strict no crabby moods policy that is enforced at the door. Maryland flag towels are provided. Reservations are not required but showing up without a good attitude is not tolerated. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone bringing bad vibes into the facility.

Regulars say the steam is the best on the Eastern Shore. The temperature is always perfect, the drinks never stop, and nobody has ever left in a worse mood than when they arrived. Open seven days a week, Memorial Day through Labor Day. Located in beautiful downtown Crabville, U.S.A., just off the water, right where you'd expect it to be.