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Maryland Flag / Packable Blanket

Regular price $48.99

Route One Apparel Maryland Flag / Packable Blanket
Maryland Flag / Packable Blanket
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Jimmy Fleming
Amazing!

My whole family loves this blanket. So much so that I had to buy another one to stop my kids from fighting over it.

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Dundalk_Debbie
This blanket literally turned me into the Maryland flag

When I purchased this packable blanket, all I was really expecting was a way to warm up while camping and doing other outdoorsy things. Little did I know that it had magical powers. In fact, I was down at a bonfire near the golden domes tonight when I got a little chilly. I grabbed the blanket from my friend's car and, immediately upon removing it from its bag, I began to feel very strange. I felt the grasp of state pride tighten around me and, all at once, I became the Maryland flag incarnate. People stared - a lot. Some cheered, and others whispered to each other, "is that a living, breathing Maryland flag?". I spent the rest of the evening posing for photo ops and, when I finally, briefly removed the blanket from my shoulders, I realized my friends had stranded me because they thought I'd already left. I ended up taking the bus home, after some pushback from the driver. Apparently, you have to be human to ride the bus? I once again had to remove the blanket from my shoulders to prove to her that I was a real girl. Now that I'm back home, I definitely need to point out that in addition to its magical powers, this blanket also packs down to a size that defies all the laws of physics. I highly recommend it, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

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