The Homer Hose may be gone, but the Homer Hydration Station is still flowing strong—just like your questionable decision to double-fist a Natty Boh and a water bottle at the same time. Whether you’re loading up the bases or just loading up on snacks, this 100% cotton classic fit tee is built for big swings, big chugs, and big spills (because let’s be honest, it’s gonna happen).

Soft, breathable, and perfect for sweaty summer nights at the Yard, this Gildan 2000 tee is your new go-to for celebrating dingers and staying hydrated—however you define that. Just don’t let it distract you from the real game-day challenge: carrying four hot dogs, a helmet of fries, and your beverage(s) back to your seat without incident.

Drink up. Cheer loud. Try not to wear half your beer.