Maryland crab Christmas shirt: a funny Crabs, Beer & Christmas Cheer Chesapeake Bay holiday tee in true navy, short or long sleeve. A great Maryland gift.

Some people’s idea of Christmas is a quiet night by the tree. Marylanders have a few more requirements. A cold lager, a few good crabs, a dock strung with lights, and a moon bright enough that you’d swear you can see Santa crossing the sky above the water.

This is Christmas the Chesapeake way: easygoing, a little salty, and best shared with your people. It’s for the crew who still make room at the table for a mess of crabs, who think a holiday party tastes better with a view of the Bay, and who know that “Christmas cheer” can mean more than one thing. Even the crab got in on the spirit, wrapped up in lights and not at all sorry about it.

Wear it to the tree trimming, the oyster roast, the holiday crab feast, or wrap it up for the Marylander in your life who already has everything. A small wreath with a crab at its center sits quietly on the front, and the full holiday scene is saved for the back.

Available in True Navy, short sleeve and long sleeve.