Tell Me You're From Maryland, Without Telling Me You're From Maryland

By Alyson Frazier

We Marylanders are truly a rare breed... and we love it!! We've compiled some of our favorite graphics that you'll only understand if you love the Old Line State. Feel free to add your own comments to tell us you're from Maryland without telling us you're from Maryland!

 

How you know someone was raised well:

"So every morning I let Sammi (my 5-year-old) pack some snacks for herself while she's at daycare .. usually she gets some chips, a snack cake, some fruit snacks, a juice box, and maybe some candy .... so as we were walking out the door, I was carrying her lunchbox and it felt kinda heavy lol I said "dang what all did you put in here" and she snatched it and said 'my snack' .. so we get to the car and I notice she's guarding her lunchbox with her life, so I took it and opened it."
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When restaurants think they can get one over on us:

The TRUE happiest place on Earth:

Okay, this actually isn't a bad idea...

Please prepare yourself for a rant:

An easy way to tell if someone is ACTUALLY from here:

Salt and pepper will always be boring to us...

  • Marilyn M says...

    We were in a restaurant in Charleston SC & the waitress said the special was crab cakes. My daughter said “We’re from MD. The waitress put her hands on her heart & said, Well, excuuuuuuuse me!

    On August 03, 2021

  • Marilyn M says...

    We were in a restaurant in Charleston SC & the waitress said the special was crab cakes. My daughter said “We’re from MD. The waitress put her hands on her heart & said, Well, excuuuuuuuse me!

    On August 03, 2021

  • Sheri Darling says...

    If you’re the first one to leave an AUCE crab feast, you are not a true Marylander!

    On August 03, 2021

  • Holly Bentz says...

    I’ve Been Eatin Crabs Since I Was In The Womb! (62yrs ago)🦀 🦀💖😜😂😂

    On August 03, 2021

  • Ed says...

    Amen!

    On August 03, 2021

  • Cheryl Jasper says...

    Growing up swimmin in the bay hon was amazing! Them jellyfish stung, the fireworks and Blue Angels in May was mind blowing, but crabin all day , getting out the Old Bay and Natty Bo, and steaming them crabs was a pleasure. Eating them was a lifetime memory hon! Can’t eat crabs without delicious Silver Queen White Corn and cantilope from the shore. Drive to get desert from Wockenfuss Fudge while on the shore!

    On August 03, 2021

  • Linda Martinak says...

    The Maryland Flag upper left corner is black and gold.

    On August 03, 2021

  • Kunni Biener says...

    When my cousin was in ES back in the late 60s. He would ask his mother for fifty cents every day after school to take to the liquor store that also sold candy. After a bit she told him she didn’t want him eating all that candy. He said no candy. For that he could buy three steamed crabs and sit at the picnic table and eat them

    On August 03, 2021

  • Sam I Am says...

    Where, she gave me crabs is a good thing…

    On August 03, 2021

  • Sam I Am says...

    Where, she gave me crabs is a good thing…

    On August 03, 2021

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