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New Ravens Player Drafted, Ed A. Poe
R1NN (Route One News Network) has just gotten a hot tip that a new player has just been drafted for the Ravens, Ed A. Poe!This will be Mr. Poe's first season playing with a professional football team. He previously was interested in poetry, writing short stories, and editing, but was often told his works were 'morbid' and 'scary'. Football, he says, has been a great way to get his frustrations out."He wanted to go into poetry," said friend Nate Hawthorne. "But it's hard to make a living that way. So when the recruiters saw what a beast he was on the football field, they were sold. Football really helps him get in touch with his emotions."Maryland Hot Tips or Future Stories? Email email@example.com.
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