{"product_id":"crabs-for-santa-red-t-shirt","title":"Crabs for Santa (Red) \/ T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"user\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-11\" data-turn-id=\"b0c50752-5a28-4514-83d8-d41694420578\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-12\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:7c432d6e-62c1-42a0-8a6f-14bdf3b2a99e-5\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"3b752a97-b297-4eb6-b729-6d265b9770f9\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCrabs for Santa Maryland Christmas shirt: a funny Maryland crab Christmas tee in red, Comfort Colors short or long sleeve. A great Maryland gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEverywhere else, Santa gets milk and cookies. In Maryland, we figure a man who works one night a year deserves a little better. So when the tree is lit, the stockings are hung, and the house finally goes quiet, there’s a bushel of steamed crabs waiting by the fireplace and a good chair pulled up close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePicture it: Santa kicks off his boots, tucks into a mess of crabs, cracks a claw, and decides Maryland might be his favorite stop on the whole route. The reindeer can wait. This is the shirt for everyone who has ever believed the best Christmas happens at a table covered in newspaper, with family, and way too many crabs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it to the tree trimming, the office party, or the family gathering where the best contribution is a good laugh. A small Crabs for Santa logo sits on the front, and the full cozy Christmas scene is saved for the back. It’s soft, garment-dyed cotton that feels broken in from the very first wear, perfect for wearing all season or wrapping up for the Marylander who has everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAvailable in Short \u0026amp; Long Sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 Unisex Heavyweight Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a washed, relaxed look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk to hold its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wear Maryland","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ Small","offer_id":42889946071122,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED SM - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Medium","offer_id":42889946103890,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED MED - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Large","offer_id":42889946136658,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED LRG - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ X-Large","offer_id":42889946169426,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED XL - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":42889946202194,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED XXL - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":42889946234962,"sku":"PMD227-TCC-RED RED XXXL - ***DTF***","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0161\/4702\/files\/WM_CrabsForSanta_Red_SS_FB.jpg?v=1794361933","url":"https:\/\/www.routeoneapparel.com\/products\/crabs-for-santa-red-t-shirt","provider":"Route One Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}