{"product_id":"claws-white-t-shirt-1","title":"Claws (White) \/ T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFunny Chesapeake Bay blue crab Jaws movie parody shirt. Forget the shark. Maryland's real predator has eight legs, two claws, and zero respect for your toes. The first report came in on a Tuesday. A waterman off Tilghman Island pulled a pot that was torn open from the inside. Not the bottom. Not the door. The wire mesh itself. He'd been crabbing for 31 years and had never seen anything like it. He didn't file a report. He just went home early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBy Thursday, three more pots were destroyed in the same area. A charter boat captain near the Choptank reported that something hit his anchor line hard enough to shift the bow. DNR was contacted. They sent a team. The team found nothing but a single claw mark on a piling near the dock that measured just over eleven inches across.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Bay has produced blue crabs up to ten inches for generations. Whatever left that mark was bigger. The watermen know it. The swimmers don't. The beaches are still open. Nobody's closing them over a crab. That's the official position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eUnofficially, nobody's dangling their feet off the dock after dark anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe water's fine. Probably. You're gonna need a bigger pot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 Unisex Heavyweight Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a washed, relaxed look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk to hold its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Route One Apparel","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42623704629330,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI SM - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42623704662098,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI MED - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42623704694866,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI LRG - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":42623704727634,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI XL - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":42623704760402,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI XXL - ***DTF***","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":42623704793170,"sku":"PRO2171-TCC-WHI WHI XXXL - ***DTF***","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0161\/4702\/files\/R1A_Claws_Halftones_SS_FB.jpg?v=1786721023","url":"https:\/\/www.routeoneapparel.com\/products\/claws-white-t-shirt-1","provider":"Route One Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}